I cannot believe the holidays are coming again! When it comes to Christmas I think we should go on Martian time or something. I mean their year is twice as long as ours. So if you decide you are no longer an Earthling and instead a Martian you instantly become half as old as you used to be! This sounds really cool to me. I'm not sure how fast Mars spins so I don't know how long their day is. Maybe we could use Jupiter for days. Days on Jupiter last 10 of our hours I think. We would have to divide their day up into 24 shorter hours. What I have in mind is maybe working an eight hour Jupiterian day! That should mean the work day would last about three hours and 20 minutes! (Earth hours and minutes).
See we need to be more cosmic in our thinking, cosmic consciousness is what we need! We will have a Jupiterian work day and Martian years. Its going to be great! First we have to convince people that Earth bound thinking is somehow prejudiced. You know it really is too. I'm liking this more and more. By casting off our limited and biased puny Earthling point of view we not only become younger, and work half as long, we also get a whole bunch more time between having to "celebrate" the holidays.
But until everybody else gets as cosmic conscious as we are, we just gotta face it; Christmas is coming and there's not a damn thing we can do about it!
Russell
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